Listed below are the episodes of season one of T
orchwood with my rating of 1
thru 5, 1 being poor - 5 being excellent.
01 Rated: 5 awesome episode
"
Everything Changes"
Russell T. Davies22 October 2006Police Constable Gwen Cooper comes across the mysterious organization known as
Torchwood; investigating their world, she finds technology and methods she never could have imagined.
02 rated: 4
sloooow decline
"
Day One"
Chris Chibnall22 October 2006Gwen joins the team; Cardiff's nightlife is at the mercy of a sexually driven alien;
Torchwood must discover its host and deal with the ideas it represents.
03
"
Ghost Machine" rated: 4 holding steady
Helen Raynor29 October 2006Owen investigates an unsolved crime using a device that can tap into the hidden energy left behind by strong emotions.
{at first i kinda hated
Owen but kinda liked him better with this episode. One of many where
Gwen cries
lol}
04 rated: 1
omg the
cyberwoman suckkkked,
ianto doesnt look good when he cries
"
Cyberwoman"
Chris Chibnall5 November 2006Ianto has a dark secret, tied to the basement of the Hub — a secret he will protect at any cost.
{This episode was by far the worst piece of sci
fi i think i have ever seen. The
cyber woman looked idiotic. Every time
Ianto started crying and made that face ,
omg i wanted to slap him and say
stoooooop it !!!
lol this to me was a bad bad
baaaaad episode. I really doubted the series at this point. The writing of Chris
Chibnall will continue to haunt the series. Nothing personal but he doesn't write very well.}
05 rated: 4 slightly better
"
Small Worlds"
Peter J. Hammond12 November 2006A withdrawn but intelligent child has her suppressed anger taken advantage of; Jack must encounter his past to defeat those responsible: fairies at the bottom of her garden.
{ It is
disappointing that jack lets the fairies just take this little girl away without a fight or at least trying to find a way to save her.}
06 rated: 3 slightly
sucky"
Countrycide"
Chris Chibnall19 November 2006The separated
Torchwood team is at the mercy of hunters, playing a game of cat and mouse in an old village in the
Brecon Beacons.
{it played like a rip off of the x files. This was the " lets save money on
cgi for a much better episode" episode, and it shows. I keep keep forgetting this is in the UK where gun use seems to be quite less than in the USA. Gwen needs to learn to pop a few caps in some ass. Gwen supposedly affected by the job she now does jumps into bed with
owen of all people. I mean OWEN? come on he is a louse that used a alien sex spray to get laid....
ewwww creppy much?
In the
Torchwood Declassified accompaniment, Russell T. Davies described his desire to "do
The Hills Have Eyes". Russ leave the remakes alone do something original not a take on a take of a take.}
07 rated: 4
toshiko i like
"
Greeks Bearing Gifts"
Toby Whithouse26 November 2006Faced with sudden telepathic abilities,
Toshiko finds it a mixed blessing when the dark secrets of others are revealed to her.
{very good episode, but the sudden bisexuality of
toshiko makes you go "
huhhhh?" more on that at the end}
08 rated: 5 awesome
eppy"
They Keep Killing Suzie"
Paul Tomalin &
Dan McCulloch3 December 2006Gwen uses alien technology to investigate a serial killer; but both the killer and the device hold dangers.
{Suzie came back!!!!
ooops she dead!!!! i liked this episode but there
arnet many twists so far that cant be seen coming from miles away}
09 Rated: 5
aweeeesome episode i almost cried
"
Random Shoes"
Jacquetta May10 December 2006A hit-and-run victim, obsessed with aliens in life, realises that there is only one person who can solve the mystery of his death: Gwen Cooper.
{people kept saying this was
torchwoods "Love and monsters"
nooooooo love and monsters sucked. how pathetic that some guy keeps his girlfriends face on a slab of concrete and carries it around everywhere??? This was a great episode and touched upon what the show should be more like}
10 Rated: 5 another awesome
eppy"
Out of Time"
Cath Tregenna17 December 2006A plane from the 1950s lands in modern Cardiff, courtesy of the Rift; the passengers are reoriented by the
Torchwood team, who become drawn closely to their lives.
{Jack holding a dying mans hands,
owen losing his love, a girl heading to the big city; touching bittersweet and a great direction for the series.}
11 Rated: 3 started out good then flopped weevils are cool though
"
Combat"
Noel Clarke24 December 2006Weevils are being abducted by humans. As Owen goes undercover to find out who is committing these crimes, he meets Mark Lynch. Battling his own demons, he finds himself being drawn into the subculture he is investigating.
{This was a fight club rip off, but had potential. How was
owen "feeling alive" in the cage while being munched on by a weevil? I can see fighting one and say losing himself in the fight but the way it was shown it made no sense. This episode has elements in common with the novel and the movie
Fight Club, particularly in the dissatisfaction Mark feels about modern, success-driven society and the creation of an underground group where comparatively affluent young men can work off aggression, the main difference being that in this episode the men pit themselves against Weevils more than each other. This episode was
written by Mickey from Doctor who which kinda explains why it sucked. }
12 Rated 3 this was hard to rate
"
Captain Jack Harkness"
Cath Tregenna1 January 2007Jack and
Toshiko are transported back to the Blitz as Jack faces an unexpected secret from his past as they meet a handsome young American squad leader named… Captain Jack
Harkness.
{Nice to see more of Jacks past, but the whole jack kiss then white light thing kinda was over the top. Again potential but feel short}
13 Rated 4 nice cliffhanger
"
End of Days"
Chris Chibnall1 January 2007The Rift fractures violently, setting the stage for an epic battle with
Torchwood in the middle as they see echoes of the past and visions of the future.
{Everyone betrays jack, almost destroy the world, and a sudden manufactured kinda threat of a big demon. It felt forced and like "
OK we need an apocalypse!!" kinda thing}
The biggest gripe besides some hack writing is the bisexual thing. I am by no means a
homophobe , but does everyone one the show have to be bi? There is no one for me to identify with. This is a important thing for me when watching a show. Being a
hetero male i
don't really have anyone here to see as me i guess.
Whether by intention or not the writers imply that everyone in the right situation is bi sexual. I have heard this from many of my bi and gay friends before. To say everyone has a gay fantasy or urging hidden away is a bit of a stretch. Not saying anything wrong with the life style just the message they are sending is interfering with my sci
fi man
lol.