JIM TAYLOR asks: I was just wondering what is the question you
thought we should all be asking about Sylvester McCoy in DWM 475?
Meanwhile, LEE ZACHARIAH thinks he knows what the question is, and asks: Why is Sylvester McCoy so damn great?
Jim, Lee's question may not be entirely the one I was looking for,
but I like it so much, I'm going to answer it anyway. The night of the
50th - of which I've written much angst elsewhere - my handsome clever
son, Louis, was sitting next to me in the audience. We were surrounded,
as you might imagine, by the great and the good, and he was as cool as
ever about that. But then I realised that even he had his limits,
because he grabbed my arm and said in awe-struck tones: "Is that
Sylvester McCoy???"
He spent the rest of the evening demanding a meeting with his favourite
Doctor, and eventually I fought free of the press, and got a message to
the man himself. I took Louis upstairs, and when Sylvester saw us
approaching (and
this is why he's great), he leapt up on the
sofa, spun his walking stick like a question-marl umbrella, and
windmilled his arms as if he was about to fall over. The Seventh Doctor
reborn in an instant, and about to fall off a sofa, as my son raced to
his rescue.
Sylvester was a truly great Doctor. If you belong to the dwindling number who think anything different, go and watch
Remembrance of the Dales, or
Survival, or
Ghost Light, and pop back here when you've got time to make your apologies. Actually, go and watch
Battlefield.
Ignore Angry Andrew and Boring Ben last month - what do they know, just
because they made it? It's got a cool monster, great gags, and the
best-written Brigadier ever. And Knights from another dimension, which
is all I need for a decent evening. I think, when I was young and
pompous, I didn't quite get how good this era was but I'm glad I do now.
And I'm even gladder that Sylvester McCoy didn't stop being the Doctor,
just because he left the show.
Many viewer wrote and asked:
In The Day of the Doctor, when all the Doctors save Gallifrey,
how come the Seventh Doctor appeared both in his question-mark jumper
and - looking a little bit older - in his brown jacket and waistcoat?
Did he turn up twice?
Oh, it's a Sylvester fest today, isn't it? A Sylv Fest! There you go,
a convention title - have it for free, but make sure you invite me.
Okay, I've been prepping this one since I noticed the mistake just that
bit too late to fix it. But what am I saying??
Mistake?! As if! No, no, it was the time differential shorting out, just like in
Time Crash.
He was being shunted through his life span by the presence of all the
other Doctors. What, he changed his clothes you say? But that's happened
before - it's part of the TARDIS, part of him. Haven't you seen the
first regeneration? Or Tom Baker's boots turn into Peter Davison's
shoes? Ha, I'm on fire today, no question can fox me!
DAN asks: In The Day of the Doctor, the Doctor says he has
been preparing for this "all his lives" before his other incarnations
arrive to help him save Gallifrey. How did the previous Doctors know
what was going to happen, and how were they told? Surely the only one
who could have known was the Twelfth?
The Doctors sent a special message back along their time spans, to
summon their other selves. I'm quite surprised you haven't noticed that
happening throughout the older episodes. See if you can spot all those
moments. Write in!
FINLAY WORRALLO asks: Obviously you haven't cast the actors who will
play Doctors Thirteen to Twenty-Four yet. But do you have an
in-universe reason why they didn't turn up to help the others save
Gallifrey?
It was about how long they needed to keep the calculation going. They
only needed 13 life-spans, so only the first, erm, 12, erm, 13, erm,
whatever-it-is-now-sorry, showed up.
ADAM ORFORD asks: The Twelfth Doctor doesn't like the colour of his kidneys. So what colour are they, for him not to like the,?
They are froon. This is an entirely new colour, which only the Doctor can see.
MARIA SCHMIDT asks: Could you please share with us some more details
of the minor characters' backstory? I mean characters like Jenny (how
did the Doctor save her when they first met?), Strax (what exactly was
he punished for, how exactly did he meet the Doctor?) and Tasha Lem
(how, when and where did she meet the Doctor?).
I quite like there being things we don't know - but some of those, if they make good stories, might come up later...
LOUISE POND asks: Does the Doctor use a toilet, and if so is there one in the TARDIS?
We don't want to think about that, do we? Shame on you! But I like
your name, so you can stay. Get your mind out of the toilet, though.
PAUL JOHNSON asks: Does the Doctor have a setting on his sonic
screwdriver which he uses to make the clothes he and his companions
wear, remain clean and undamaged? That could explain why Rose, Amy and
Clara never get ladders in their tights.
You've been spending a lot of time looking at legs, haven't you? Behave!!
SIERRA SEIDLER asks: In The Angels Take Manhattan, when the Doctor, Amy and River go into the hotel, why didn't they smash the angels? Can the Angels reconstruct themselves?
Yes, they can. Oh, they can. Next time you're on a beach, remember
that sand is basically ground up stone. And be careful where you put
your towel. Oh, hang on, that's not bad...
JAMES WHITBY asks: In The Bells of Saint John, Clara told
the Doctor she was given his phone number by 'the woman in the shop'.
This has never been explained. Who was the woman in the shop?
Keep watching! There will be an answer!
MIKE BOND asks: Over Amy and Rory's final episodes it's established
that the gaps between the Doctor's visits are getting longer. By the
time they meet Kate Stewart, it's July 2016. How then can Kate meet
Clara and the Doctor in 2013 in The Day of the Doctor?
Ah, yes, well, good point. Some may think that question has no good
answer. But as I believe I mentioned earlier, I'm on fire this month and
can answer ANYTHING, oh yes. Sadly, however, I've run out of space...